I’m a Lesbian
That’s exactly what one of the school divas came up and told me one fine morning at a posh school in the 11th standard.
The reasons for the rumour are as follows:
(1) I was always reading big fat books whose names they didn’t know
(2) I did not have friends (which is part of the vicious circle)
(3) I was ugly/ungroomed/unwaxed/unbrowed
(4) My uniform skirt was not folded bikiningly above the thighs
(5) I had no interest in girl talk
(4) Nothing interesting happened in my life
(5) I carried an outdated vocabulary – without ‘fuck’ ‘condom’ ‘shag’ ‘masturbate’ etc on them
(6) Most importantly, I did not have a boyfriend
At this very moment, I want to be a little more proud of myself. Just give myself a tighter hug. And tell you guys who’re trying so damn hard to ‘be different’ or ‘do your thing’, that it’s mighty lonely out here.
Yours,
Sreemanti Sengupta
P.S. – I came home and checked on the lesbian bit. I am straight. Every little comment and click on this site gives me a fresh breath of life. Thank you and god bless 🙂
we're ideating! 
So typical of school, divas, don’t you think? Good for you that you decided to verify this bit 😉 More power to you!
Power to Me. Amen 🙂
It’s mighty lonely out here, there and everywhere !
I don’t really know. I envy people who have friends and are ‘social’. I hope am not a different ‘species’. Thanks for dropping by 🙂
And i envy people, you can resist themselves, from being so ‘social’.
So, it’s almost Same, everywhere !
yes, it’s downright funny!