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“Sorry, AIDS is ‘A’ rated. You can’t have that.”

Wearing the first 2 piece bikini in Bollywood. Check.

Topping the world’s list of AIDS listings. Check.

Public display of too much affection. Check.

Nightstands. Teenage pregnancies etcetera. Check.

A thriving pornography industry. Check.

 

 

Showing frontal nudity. Uncheck  

Giving red roses on Valentine’s daywhile sitting on Marine Drive. Uncheck.

Discussing sex with young adolescents with raging hormones. Uncheck

Big Boss has camera’s installed in bathrooms. But their films are A rated.

Sharmila Tagore stripped to the minimum for the first time in Bollywood. She’s at present a member of the Censor Board.

Baba Ramdev finally realized Suryoved Pranayam isn’t bringing in enough dough. Cut to ‘common cause’.

People getting compensated for patronizing cheap stolen liquor. Osama lost his chance. Bad timing.

—-Yours, Joblessly    The Jobless Ieator

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